How to beat the inevitable draft.

[Banjo]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018...threatening-national-security-according-study

 

[Slartibartfast]

Make it so if you are not fighting weight you can't vote. That will solve the trashbrain old propoganda victim boomer vote problem also.

 

[CaptainObvious]

You don't need to be in good physical condition to wave the white flag. Grab the Koran, bang your head on the floor a few times, it'll all work out kiddies. Sure it will.

 

[Arnie]

On the local news the other day they were shooting outside a middle school letting kids out, it was amazing to see all the fat kids. I mean like 70%.
When I was that age, you could put a pencil in my mouth and turn me sideways and I would look like a zipper.