How to be a Guru in 10 easy Steps

Quote from Trader666:

Few people make fools of themselves as effectively as steve911... even on ET! BTW did you notice in that post where stevie also played his "tough guy" act? What a complete and total loser :p
That's very true ... he absolutely blows a fuse on this thread. :D

Steve46 blows a fuse!

LOL ... :p
 
Quote from TheBestGuruEver:

1. Explain how making 20 ES points a day is really easy, using past charts and showing where you would have bought and sold.

2. Tell everyone that everyone else likely blew up trading because they are dumb, and not following your method

3. Explain how trading is hard, yet easy, and will let you live the life you wanted.

4. Tell them you spent 10,000 hours looking at charts, and that must be worth something.

5. Tell them you don't like systems, yet your simple way of trading is like a system and can be used to trade anything on any time frame.

6. Give them guarantees on your performance, but make it very hard to really understand so you win no matter what.

7. Tell them you have traded everything and have tons of money, but really only teach because you like people.

8. Make them think your special cost will run out very soon and you will never offer this crap every again.

9. Tell them you will teach them stuff nobody has every taught them, and it will be 10 hours of some of the best stuff they ever seen -- totally new!!

10. Most important: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER show them an audited Profit and Loss statement for the last year or more. Tell them how un-important making money really is, since they won't have the exact losses, errr..i mean wins... as you. Make it seem like you don't really need the money, but keep begging... err..asking.. for their money. Then use their money to open up a trading account.

LOL

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If you think some clown on the internet can teach you how to trade, you might as well send me 10,000 immediately.

There is a reason prop traders from Goldman don't sit around and market their skills.

LOL

11. Tell them there is a risk free trial, but you cant get it started for them without their credit card number and expiration date
 
Quote from MandelbrotSet:

That's very true ... he absolutely blows a fuse on this thread. :D

Steve46 blows a fuse!

LOL ... :p

Really you mean he verbally kicks your ass....again...well you should be used to that by now....

I mean...lets review, you've got a crack whore for a mother, and your father was any one of several johns she serviced in the alley in back of your home, so after you saw that little slice of life go by, what else could bother you....?

I think I'm done with you now, for the moment at least.....

You enjoy that little mental picture tonight champ....

Goodnight
 
Quote from Steve46:

Really you mean he verbally kicks your ass....again...well you should be used to that by now....

I mean...lets review, you've got a crack whore for a mother, and your father was any one of several johns she serviced in the alley in back of your home, so after you saw that little slice of life go by, what else could bother you....?

I think I'm done with you now, for the moment at least.....

You enjoy that little mental picture tonight champ....

Goodnight
LOL, welcome back Steve46. :p

It sounds like you need to makeup some pretty graphic stories to erase the image of Michelle and Laura. :eek: :(
 
That's quite an active imagination you have there steve911... but we already knew that from your 911 drama. :p

Be a man for once in your life and come clean.
Quote from stevesbg:

Really you mean he verbally kicks your ass....again...well you should be used to that by now....

I mean...lets review, you've got a crack whore for a mother, and your father was any one of several johns she serviced in the alley in back of your home, so after you saw that little slice of life go by, what else could bother you....?

I think I'm done with you now, for the moment at least.....

You enjoy that little mental picture tonight champ....

Goodnight
 
Quote from Trader666:

That's quite an active imagination you have there steve911... but we already knew that from your 911 drama. :p
+1 :)

Quote from Trader666:

Be a man for once in your life and come clean.
Not gonna happen ... not that it really matters, LOL. :D

Everyone already knows who he is. :p
 
and everyone knows who you two are as well :D

See morons, anyone can put smiley faces on the end of sentences.

The difference is I go back to managing my trade while you two get ready for your jobs serving breakfast in the fast food business.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
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