How Pizza Hut stopped innovating its pizza and fell behind Domino’s

We have one and you gotta get the one that fires at an angle so you don't corrupt the sprayer. Takes some getting used to... or go to Tokyo.

oof...would have to adopt a Japanese diet in that case:

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Wait a minute. Scientifically speaking, this in not viable. What if you have a really messy ass?

You are assuming two sheets per wipe.

That is about $2.50 per wipe. How is that economical when I can use 50 sheets per 1000-sheet roll to achieve the same level of cleanliness, which would cost $0.0025 dollars per wipe, at $0.50 per roll?


I have never left the house after a number two without showering. I'd have to be taking fire to do so.
 
I have never left the house after a number two without showering. I'd have to be taking fire to do so.

LOL!

Now there is a man who cares about his own ass hygiene. I can dig it. (But not dig into it. Because, well, there's nothing to dig into. Because the ass is clean.)
 
I tell you what... The best solution is the damned bidet. I am now hearing adverts on the radio for some bidet attachment you can apply to the standard toilet. That's what we all need, a bidet. Viva le' Frenchie wipes!


Yeah, under $200 for the seat attachment.
 
Bullshit on your savings prowess there. You know those 1,000-sheet-per-roll Scott's TP? You can find them at the local stores for 14 bux for a 20 pack. That is less than $1 per roll. And when the store has them on sale for $10 per pack? $.50 per roll for TP that lasts a long long time. Uber savings.


I do buy the 1000 sheet Scott's. Now locally $14 ..not quite so. Usually $17+. When they are on sale they used to be had for $10 per 20pk. However lately I have been seeing sale items higher than what they normally were meaning yes Scott tp 1000 used to be $9.99 on sale..now the sale is around $11.99 or so. Sale prices have been jacked up to a higher amount than what they used to be say a year or 2 ago.
 
I do buy the 1000 sheet Scott's. Now locally $14 ..not quite so. Usually $17+. When they are on sale they used to be had for $10 per 20pk. However lately I have been seeing sale items higher than what they normally were meaning yes Scott tp 1000 used to be $9.99 on sale..now the sale is around $11.99 or so. Sale prices have been jacked up to a higher amount than what they used to be say a year or 2 ago.

Still a great deal. Way better than Mr. Whipple, who is currently a sex-slave to Little Debbie in the Dungeon of Bimbo Bakeries, where white bread rules the punishment game.

Up the peehole with the starch! WhoooO!

Frak, I need sleep.
 
No, you eat them all up, yum, like rolly-polly fish-heads, and then live off the fat stores like a bear. Just because you got brainwashed into having to eat every day, three times a day, does not mean you have to believe it.

We're traders sitting on our arse using mental sugar. We don't need Usain Bolt-type energy for our work.


Eat them all up...geez. and trust me I'm not brainwashed to eat 3-4 meals a day. I usually fast. Can go a whole day on a banana or oatmeal. I have conditioned myself to skip 2 meals and still make it through the day. Sometime a whole day. I'm not like those people who get angry and bitchy because they didn't have their 10:30 am snack followed by a 3 course lunch. I see those types all day long, crying because they are hungry.....
 
.... I'm not like those people who get angry and bitchy because they didn't have their 10:30 am snack followed by a 3 course lunch. I see those types all day long, crying because they are hungry.....

Well, that is a good thing, because you certainly seem to get riled up when the Fed, or someone else over there at the Treasury, starts messing with balance sheets and whatnot.
 
Well, that is a good thing, because you certainly seem to get riled up when the Fed, or someone else over there at the Treasury, starts messing with balance sheets and whatnot.


Indeed . I save all my energy for my complaints on that.
 
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