When a hairy woman and a hairy man comes together, you get a gorilla lookin' kid that's flown in by a Pelican lookin' bird that dresses like a mailman.
As for nitro, you get a puppy called Shreddy.
As for Aphie, you get a dutch wife.
As for Optional777, you get 10,000 links to a porn site.
As for BobCathy, you get a box full of viagra and a dildo.
As for FPC, you get a 6'x6'x6' box with only a little note saying, "Got ya!"