How long is the intestines in our stomach?

toucan said:
Yep... I believe everything I read on the internet... :)
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just a suggestion, but I like to verify what I’ve read by re-googling the same thing again and making sure that the results are still the same. This approach provides a high level of assurance and means that you can trust what you read. I also recommend reading with one eye shut, then swapping eyes and re-reading - that way you make sure both hemispheres of your brain have been fully engaged.
 
Tokenz said:
Well why not? Otherwise our throats would be connected directly to our manure chute, and we would be pooping out the same thing we just got done eating a few seconds ago.
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well, not really, food has to pass through the stomach and other places before they get to the intestines...
 
It all comes down to physics.


A human body simply cannot carry a volume of 1-mile of intestines in the body. Sheesh. This is the stupidest thread that ever deserved to be closed.
 
Overnight said:
It all comes down to physics.


A human body simply cannot carry a volume of 1-mile of intestines in the body. Sheesh. This is the stupidest thread that ever deserved to be closed.
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If our intestines where fully expanded then our bodies couldn't, but our intestines stretch and expand to whatever clump of food we have in our systems. So yes, 1 mile long is a reasonable fact. And this thread is also not stupid, otherwise it would mean that I am stupid for making it. Well, I might be stupid to the fact that I don't know how long our intestines are, but I am definitely not stupid when it comes to other areas of thinking.
 
Tokenz said:
Yeah well you can't believe everything you read on the internet!
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It's from WebMD you maroon. Why don't you just call up your local doctor or university biology professor and ask them how long the intestines are in a human? The FACk is wrong with you.

If you won't believe the science, and you won't believe a thousand years of biology with a fucking ruler, then how about a movie?


Do you see a mile of the guy's intestines pouring out? NO. Sheesh.
 
Overnight said:
It's from WebMD you maroon. Why don't you just call up your local doctor or university biology professor and ask them how long the intestines are in a human? The FACk is wrong with you.

If you won't believe the science, and you won't believe a thousand years of biology with a fucking ruler, then how about a movie?


Do you see a mile of the guy's intestines pouring out? NO. Sheesh.
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But dude, that was a movie. Since you think our intestines are 25 feet and I think it's a mile, why don't you say we meet in the middle and make it half a mile? I am trying my best to be very reasonable here. Nobody is going to know for sure unless someone rips out their intestines and takes a tape measure to measure it.
 
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Tokenz said:
But dude, that was a movie. Since you think our intestines are 25 feet and I think it's a mile, why don't you say we meet in the middle and make it half a mile? I am trying my best to be very reasonable here. Nobody is going to know for sure unless someone rips out their intestines and takes a tape measure to measure it.
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So you think in all of human biological science, nobody has actually done that with a cadaver at medical school. Really.

You got me, I have to give you credit. You got me thinking you were that much of a moron. Jesus I am so gullible to think that you could be that stupid. Good one!
 
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