How is trading a lot like dating?

Guys, I am not that smart to give my version of how tarding is a lot like dating, I just wanted to thank you guys for all the funny things you guys wrote here, I saved them to show to my fellow traders.
 
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Guys, I am not that smart to give my version of how tarding is a lot like dating, I just wanted to thank you guys for all the funny things you guys wrote here, I saved them to show to my fellow traders.
'Tarding... :D Gotta remember that one.


As to how trading is like dating...

Remember man and woman have similar goals: she likes long, he likes to get rid of shorts.
 
Quote from jinxu:


The top traders are the alpha and gets all the money.
The top men are the alpha and get all the women.

The bottom traders are the beta and are financially-frustrated.
The bottom men are the beta and are sexually-frustrated.


You'd be surprised how many alphas are sexually frustrated these days. Rules have changed... :D
 
dating is like trading in that:



Some days its like cake, your flooded with winners, other days, you got a stretch of scratch trades or losses.

One way or another, if its a good day or not, at the end of the date/trading day, you will be worn out.

The longer you trade/date, the more you realize how important it is to hold on to winners.
 
I've always thought having a female partner was like owning a large boat, a bottomless hole where you throw your time and money into, however I'm beginning to wake up to the trading similarities.
 
take emotions out of the market and you trade better.

trading is numbers game.

playing blackjack where the dealer knows everybody hands.analogy

but now the market index is like rigged game it just goes up...and every resistance is now support.



Quote from jinxu:

I'm on a time out from trading and am kind of bored so I thought I'll create this thread and see how it goes. I'll start first.

How is trading a lot like dating?

If you miss a trade, there's always another one around the corner.
If you get rejected by a girl, there's always another one nearby.

There's plenty of opportunities in the market.
There's plenty of fishes in the sea.

Every trades is a loser until proven wrong.
Every women is "not marriage material" until proven wrong.

The top traders are the alpha and gets all the money.
The top men are the alpha and get all the women.

The bottom traders are the beta and are financially-frustrated.
The bottom men are the beta and are sexually-frustrated.
 
trading and dating..????



The moderators(where are you?) need to start deleting these stupid meaningless, garbage threads; its turning this site into a f**king circus :mad:
 
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