How I Spent Thanksgiving
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Baron
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Yeah, a brisket done right is just so much more flavorful than a turkey any day of the week. The problem is that turkey is just so lean it dries out super fast after it's sliced, which is not good when you're trying to serve 30+ people. Last year I had a contest with my friend to see who could make a better turkey. I smoked mine and he deep fried his. He overcooked the hell out of his so he lost right off the bat. 
I think Van Damme at his prime had the best body; the perfect mixture of muscle with agility and skill and balance.
...But yeah...having big muscles w/o symmetry and proportions and mobility and agility is kind of ridiculous...you look like a stiff, slow rhino.
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Baron, don't feel bad. Some guys think this is too big too.
Is that your brother on the far right ?Bourbon, smoked brisket, and lots of embellished stories and stupid jokes. I can't think of a better day.
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Still on the prescribed T ?
Perhaps you could post a more suitable specimenNo thigh gap
WNB
Baron
ET Founder
Yep. Probably no point in going off of it at this age.