shower, shave, check the mirror, grease the hair, put on a yellow suit.....
then I start running... ----:
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How do you prepare for the trading day?
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shower, shave, check the mirror, grease the hair, put on a yellow suit.....
then I start running... ----:
))I find greasing up my asshole is a good idea because at some point I'm going to get the market shoved up my ass.
Actually, that's my dog.
Your dog? Are you saying you fuck your dog before the market opens?
No.
I fuck my monkey. The dog fucks me.
I fuck my monkey. The dog fucks me.
Take a shot of cognac, snort a line and smoke the fat blunt roach from the previous night.
Then jerk off to Maria on CNBC, put on whatever clothes are lying around whether they match or not (2 different shoes? who cares) and stumble to the office.
Seriously, I just check briefing, check some charts and decide which stocks I am gonna trade throughout the day because they will have actions and movements. Gettin better at it.
Then jerk off to Maria on CNBC, put on whatever clothes are lying around whether they match or not (2 different shoes? who cares) and stumble to the office.
Seriously, I just check briefing, check some charts and decide which stocks I am gonna trade throughout the day because they will have actions and movements. Gettin better at it.
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Take a shot of cognac, snort a line and smoke the fat blunt roach from the previous night.
Then jerk off to Maria on CNBC, put on whatever clothes are lying around whether they match or not (2 different shoes? who cares) and stumble to the office.
Seriously, I just check briefing, check some charts and decide which stocks I am gonna trade throughout the day because they will have actions and movements. Gettin better at it.
I'll do you one better- on a few occasions, I have fucked Maria before the open......sometimes, we let our dogs and monkeys watch!!
Its great because instead of moaning, she tells me inside information before the bell. Easy money!!!!
