Quote from Jesus:
I recently got filthy rich, here is the first thing I did.
My little nephew really wanted to go to disneyland, so I told him for his birthday I would take him there. But instead, I took him to an old burned-out warehouse on the shadey side of town. "Oh, no," I said. "Looks like Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that DEEP down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but then thought, nah. It was getting too late and I'm scared of darkness.
Long story short, he died of cancer.
I do love kids though. I am pretty good with kids too. Yesterday, my other nephew asked where rain comes from, and I thought a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." When he asked why God is crying, I told him, "Probably because of something you did."