I hope you didn;t buy SHILL....sorry, dude, I hope you didn;t get burned..the deal is dead....As you can see , we obviously don;t know it all and sometimes even us veterens get burned .
UPDATE 1-Shill Securities suspends Mr. Market deal
May 14, 2003 4:24:00 PM ET
Reuters: New York
Mr. Market, president and CEO of (MEAT) and (CHEES) has called off the proposed buyout of his companies by Shill Securities, inc ( SHILL). He released this announcement though his personal Spokeswoman, Ms. Alice Vulva. When asked to comment, Alice would only say Mr. Market was upset at certain content in the news release. When pressed further for comment, Alice mentioned she enjoys long walks on the beach, Camping and Shaving Mr. Markets back.
ABOUT Shill Securities: Shill is the foremost provider of false promises, self promotion and sly efforts to attract unwitting investors and traders alike by posting rates and other promises that will never be achieved.
Mr. Market is an acclaimed stock market analyst who has now made 15 consecutive profitable trades dating back to 1973.
Shill CEO, Ben Dover also refused to comment and instead asked that everyone contact contact Haywood Jablowmie, VP of Public Relations or his assistant, Ms. Wilma Dickfit.
According to unnamed sources Mr. Market was furious at âwhite liesâ being attributed to his name in the initial press release.