I am LMAO and ROTL !!!
"I am willing to act as intermediary. I suggest you both wire me $100,000 together with your audited statements. I will appoint a panel of 3 prominent local lap dancers to accompany me to the Bellagio high rollers roulette table, where I will place obscene amounts of money on number 9 (as in 9 years 1996, 1997,...). This is a win-win for everybody - I estimate that I'll be able to wire you $200,000 each by tomorrow, keeping the balance as my arbitration fee."

"I am willing to act as intermediary. I suggest you both wire me $100,000 together with your audited statements. I will appoint a panel of 3 prominent local lap dancers to accompany me to the Bellagio high rollers roulette table, where I will place obscene amounts of money on number 9 (as in 9 years 1996, 1997,...). This is a win-win for everybody - I estimate that I'll be able to wire you $200,000 each by tomorrow, keeping the balance as my arbitration fee."
