Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors

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I'd like to see Janet Napolitano fat ass fit under a desk.
 
If you don't have a pair of scissors, check around for other deadly office supplies. For example, throw a "three hole paper punch", ink cartridge, make a paper "drone" out of a DHS "memo", fly it right into the shooter. take him/her out quick.

Hit them with a roll of duct tape. (Esp effective on chemical warfare- from a previous DHS memo - hold the plastic) Oh wait.... pop a plastic bag - sounds like gunfire .
 
Reminds me of this Indiana Jones scene.

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