only problem is home depot doesnt sell Oxy-acytelene tanks. that is why i chose the tank i did to make my flame thrower.
the do sell propane tanks but i could think of no way to build a propane flamethrower with only 3 items.
Home Depot battle royale, what weapons do you choose?
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only problem is home depot doesnt sell Oxy-acytelene tanks. that is why i chose the tank i did to make my flame thrower.
the do sell propane tanks but i could think of no way to build a propane flamethrower with only 3 items.
I suppose while everyone is in the lawn and garden dept, I'd blow up the paint aisle, this would cut the store in half and wait it out in the lumber dept with a piece of rebar (That's one item).
Gallon of lacquer thinner or maybe some flammable contact cement make a trail to the explosive goodies.
Use a self igniting propane torch to light the whole shebang.
Gallon of lacquer thinner or maybe some flammable contact cement make a trail to the explosive goodies.
Use a self igniting propane torch to light the whole shebang.
Its dark right. Only I know where I laid the flypaper or similar slow drying adhesive all over the floors. Then I pipe in a Ben Bernankee speech over the pa and watch you suffer.
I would take a ceiling fan, Magic Chef cutlery set, and the biggest roll of duct tape I could find. I'd take the baddest, biggest knives from the cutlery set and tape them to the ceiling fan, creating a 'wheel of death'. I'm use the extra duct tape to fashion a protective suit, like a suit of armor, only in this case...a suit of duct tape. I'd keep the cleaver from the cutlery set to use a back-up in case my ceiling fan gives me any problems.
With these tools, and my advanced Home Depot-as-battlefield strategy development, I should be one of the last men standing. I've been over this scenario in my head many times over the years.
With these tools, and my advanced Home Depot-as-battlefield strategy development, I should be one of the last men standing. I've been over this scenario in my head many times over the years.
Really. What other scenarios have you been over many times? Just wondering.
ps. I'm packing next time I go to HD.
Plan B:
Items:
70lb. Bucket granulated pool chlorine
5 gal. Ammonia
Cat. 4 Gas mask
Strat:
Cut power to stop ventilation system and lock all doors. Put on gas mask. Dump bucket of chlorine granules in middle of store. Pour bucket of ammonia over chlorine and get the hell out. Resulting ammonia chloride gas cloud will engulf building within a minute. Anyone not able to get out immediately will die from lung hemmorage within a few minutes. This method was used effectively by the Krauts against the hook noses and Uncle Saddam against his 1989 National Soccer team after they got beat by the Chocolate Men of Cameroon.
Chemical Ali Rennick von Bohrmann out
Items:
70lb. Bucket granulated pool chlorine
5 gal. Ammonia
Cat. 4 Gas mask
Strat:
Cut power to stop ventilation system and lock all doors. Put on gas mask. Dump bucket of chlorine granules in middle of store. Pour bucket of ammonia over chlorine and get the hell out. Resulting ammonia chloride gas cloud will engulf building within a minute. Anyone not able to get out immediately will die from lung hemmorage within a few minutes. This method was used effectively by the Krauts against the hook noses and Uncle Saddam against his 1989 National Soccer team after they got beat by the Chocolate Men of Cameroon.
Chemical Ali Rennick von Bohrmann out