history lesson for you metal punks

squeezemylemon

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Asked sweet mama, Let me be her kid
She said, "You might get hurt if you don't keep it hid"

Well I know my baby, If I see her in the dark
I said I know my rider, If I see her in the dark

Now, I goin' to Rosedale, Take my rider by my side
Still barrelhouse, If it's on the riverside, yeah
I know my baby, Lord, I said, "is really sloppy drunk"
I know my mama, Lord, a brownskin, but she ain't no plum

See my baby, tell her, Tell her hurry home
Had no lovin', since my baby been gone
See my baby, Tell hurry on home
I ain't had, Lord, my right mind, Since my rider's been gone

Hey, she promises, She's my rider
I wanna tell you, She's my rider
I know you're mine, She's my rider
She ain't but sixteen, But she's my rider

I'm goin' to Rosedale, Take my rider by side
Anybody argue with me man, I'll keep them satisfied
Well, see my baby, tell her, Tell her the shape I'm in
Ain't had no lovin', Lord, since you know when

Why don't you come into my kitchen

She's a kindhearted lady. She studies evil all the time
She's a kindhearted woman. She studies evil all the time

Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg

Squeeze it so hard, I'll fall right out of bed :eek:
Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg

(I wonder if you know what I'm talkin' about :)

Oh, but the way that you squeeze it girl

I swear I'm gonna fall right out of bed! :D

She's a good rider
She's my kindhearted lady
I'm gonna take my rider by my side
I said her front teeth are lined with gold
She's gotta mortgage on my body, got a lien on my soul
She's my brownskin sugar plum...
 
i know, its not metal but WTF :}

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(where's jimmy?)
(ps they say i look like him)


Jimmy: What time zone am I on? What country am I in?
Alan: It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere.
Jimmy: It's always on time for Margaritaville. Come to think of it.
Alan: I heard that.
Jimmy: You've been there haven't ya?
Alan: Yes sir!
Jimmy: I've seen your boat there.
Alan: I've been to Margaritaville a few times.
Jimmy: Alright, that's good.
Alan: Stumbled on my way back.
Jimmy: Okay, well I just want to make sure you keep it between the navigational beacons.
Alan: deep sultry laugh hahaha! Keep it between the bouys. I got it!
Jimmy: Alright, well it's five o'clock. Let's go somewhere.
Alan: I'm ready. Crank it up!
Jimmy: Let's get out of here.
Alan: I'm gone!

it's 5 o'clock somewhere

pour me smthg tall & strong

ahh Margaritaville. a state of mind ;}}}
 
by morinin

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Amarillo by mornin'
Up from San Antone
Everything that I got
Is just what I got on

When the sun is high in that TEXAS sky
I'll be buckin' at the county fair
Amarillo by mornin'
Amarillo, I'll be there

They took my saddle in Houston
Broke my leg in Santa Fe
I lost my wife and a girlfriend
Somewhere along the way

But I'll be lookin' for 8 when they pull that gate
And I hope the judge ain't blind
Amarillo by mornin'
Amarillo's on my mind

Amarillo by mornin'
Up from San Antone
Everything that I got
Is just what I got on

I ain't got a dime but what I got is mine
I ain't rich but Lord I'm free
Amarillo by mornin'
Amarillo's where I'll be

Amarillo by mornin'
Amarillo's where I'll be

They took my saddle in Houston

Broke my leg in Santa Fe

I lost my wife and a girlfriend

Somewhere along the way




I ain't rich but Lord I'm free :\
 
ya, MY freakin way!get over it!

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.

I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and ev'ry highway;
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, I've had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
"No, oh no not me,
I did it my way".

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!


I bit off more than I could chew

But thru it all, when there was doubt

I ATE IT UP AND SPIT IT OUT!!!

TOOK THE BLOWS

and may i say, NOT IN A SHY WAY

Oh No, Not Me

I DID IT MY WAY!!!!!

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i know jzlucas is dying to logon and tell us how much better he his than all this ..LOL

the local fatty hoes tell him how great he is as he plays for 100 bucks a gig.. LOL..
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LOL! Alright goat, your posts are usually garbage, but this one was pretty good! Jimmy is very creative. His acoustic stuff is original and he's a great songwriter... however (here's the part you're waiting for!) as far as lead work goes, he's quite sloppy live on a lot of his solo's. blah.
... and gimmee a break, I make more than a $100 a gig. I need all the money I can get to buy the local hoes those drinks. :)
 
Quote from jzlucas:

LOL! Alright goat, your posts are usually garbage, but this one was pretty good! Jimmy is very creative. His acoustic stuff is original and he's a great songwriter... however (here's the part you're waiting for!) as far as lead work goes, he's quite sloppy live on a lot of his solo's. blah.
... and gimmee a break, I make more than a $100 a gig. I need all the money I can get to buy the local hoes those drinks. :)
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ok, wadda you into these days? letls hear it your way.. i respect that

are you a shredder?
 
I like jazz fusion type stuff; bluegrass; you know, where the cats are extremely talented but don't get any respect or sell a lot of albums. To be honest though, I've covered all the rock/metal groups you mention over the years and still do. Why? More money... I'd only be making $100 (or less) a night playing what I really wanted to.
 
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