Hilarious headlines for today march 25th 2020

[Cuddles]

Keep laughing. 21,778 as of now. We close just 75 points higher and we are in the textbook definition of a bull market.

I know you're banking on that recession, but you can't have a recession when the minimum wage workers who lost their jobs are getting $1,000 per week unemployment checks for the next 4 months.

watch the top fall off a cliff once the vote comes in. This pump is all senate fluffing live

 

[Amun Ra]

watch the top fall off a cliff once the vote comes in. This pump is all senate fluffing live

That Amash guy is your only hope. He'll literally kill his political career though should he be the lone vote.

 

[Cuddles]

That Amash guy is your only hope. He'll literally kill his political career though should he be the lone vote.

I fully expect the vote to pass dumb ass, as is everyone else waiting to unload

 

[Amun Ra]

I fully expect the vote to pass dumb ass, as is everyone else waiting to unload

We'll see.

 

[Cuddles]

A bear market is 20% drop from recent highs. A bull market is 20% rise from recent lows.

This means should the Dow close above 21,855 we're back in a bull market. We're currently trading at 21,100 as of this writing.

Keep laughing. 21,778 as of now. We close just 75 points higher and we are in the textbook definition of a bull market.

I know you're banking on that recession, but you can't have a recession when the minimum wage workers who lost their jobs are getting $1,000 per week unemployment checks for the next 4 months.

 

[Amun Ra]

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Postponed.

 

[cdcaveman]

you guys sound like sports betters.. just make bets with good risk reward profile..

 

[Amun Ra]

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22,552. Up 20%+ from recent lows. Guess that bull market wasn't canceled.