Hilarious headlines for April 13th 2020

Absolutely. Watch the media. They will all start saying the same thing in sync. Goldman et. al. are telling the fake news media (read: all infotainers) to say the bottom is priced in. They are obviously going to be dumping stocks and they need to do some window cleaning before a few multi-millionaire clients put their heads on pikes. Anyone remember the housing crisis? Goldman lying to everyone to dump a pile of hot dogshit on the market? It's happening again.

Even more deep red pill conspiracy: the fed will probably corroborate their story with another pump. Reel the suckers in and cash out. @dozu888 hasn't yet realized his pro boys are playing him for a fool.
uh oh Dozzy in trouble here?
 
You realize S2007 has posted this stuff after the bottom of every big drop since 2008, right? He continually mocks such headlines and calls for "much lower lows" until a new ATH is reached. I'm not saying he's wrong this time...yet, but he's one heck of a reliable contrary indicator if you're bullish.
You don't say 007?
 
Goldman Sachs abandons its bearish near-term view on stocks, says the bottom is in
By Barbara Kollmeyer
Published: Apr 13, 2020 10:20 am ET

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/g...ew-on-stocks-says-the-bottom-is-in-2020-04-13

Wall Street analyst who called the 2018 rout says ‘don’t fight the Fed’ and ‘buy the dips’ is back on in this coronavirus-stricken stock market
By Mark DeCambre
Published: Apr 13, 2020 2:09 pm ET


https://www.marketwatch.com/story/w...-coronavirus-stricken-stock-market-2020-04-13


Wall Street's top stock market experts strike bullish tone

Emily McCormick

Yahoo FinanceApril 13, 2020, 4:10 pm


https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/money...et-experts-strike-bullish-tone-201040965.html


JPMorgan analyst Marko Kolanovic went a step further, predicting the S&P 500 would reach a new all-time high earlier next year given the recent boost from policymakers.

Long and Strong SP 500. The bottom already to been hit. Go long.
 
I still remember lastmonth, almost every hot stock (tesla, apple, america express etc...) was upgraded from neutral to buy, now most of them was downgraded from buy to hold or sell.
Two week ago big player still bearish about the economy but just after one week of rallies, they change their mind and think the economy will be OK.
I don't want ot be rude but why the hell these guy alway do a 180 back flip no scope on a weekly basis. If the market go up, they predict the market will continue to go up, if the market go down, they predict the market will continue to go down. I think they are more of a historians than market forecaster, but it is way their talk + overcomplex-jargon of history data which is presented to backup their story that make them look like a forecaster.

Or the kind of girlfriend who dumped you when you were poor and comeback later begging for reconcile when you are making 300,000$ a year :mad:
 
Long and Strong SP 500. The bottom already to been hit. Go long.


I'm good. I have some longs but added more short etfs last week and will add more on every 500-1000 push higher in the dow. Markets aren't done going down. No crisis and collapse in the economy last 5 1/2 weeks!!! Almost 20 million unemployed with many never going to get their jobs back, gdp will be negative for at least 3-4 quarters...the market is being hyped again. You will be able to buy markets much cheaper in due time. No need to chase this overvalued market.
 
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