Hilarious headlines for April 13th 2020

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Goldman Sachs abandons its bearish near-term view on stocks, says the bottom is in
By Barbara Kollmeyer
Published: Apr 13, 2020 10:20 am ET

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/g...ew-on-stocks-says-the-bottom-is-in-2020-04-13

Wall Street analyst who called the 2018 rout says ‘don’t fight the Fed’ and ‘buy the dips’ is back on in this coronavirus-stricken stock market
By Mark DeCambre
Published: Apr 13, 2020 2:09 pm ET


https://www.marketwatch.com/story/w...-coronavirus-stricken-stock-market-2020-04-13


Wall Street's top stock market experts strike bullish tone

Emily McCormick
Yahoo FinanceApril 13, 2020, 4:10 pm


https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/money...et-experts-strike-bullish-tone-201040965.html


JPMorgan analyst Marko Kolanovic went a step further, predicting the S&P 500 would reach a new all-time high earlier next year given the recent boost from policymakers.
 
qlai said:
Absolutely hate it ... Can only mean one thing - they are propping stocks up to dump at better prices.
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Absolutely. Watch the media. They will all start saying the same thing in sync. Goldman et. al. are telling the fake news media (read: all infotainers) to say the bottom is priced in. They are obviously going to be dumping stocks and they need to do some window cleaning before a few multi-millionaire clients put their heads on pikes. Anyone remember the housing crisis? Goldman lying to everyone to dump a pile of hot dogshit on the market? It's happening again.

Even more deep red pill conspiracy: the fed will probably corroborate their story with another pump. Reel the suckers in and cash out. @dozu888 hasn't yet realized his pro boys are playing him for a fool.
 
gaussian said:
Reel the suckers in and cash out. @dozu888 hasn't yet realized his pro boys are playing him for a fool.
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Well, I think him and I are looking a bit further out - two or three years plus. I think he has a very important message to "traders" - don't miss the forest for the trees. Very few can outperform buy and hold long term(especially after costs). Now if you are trading for income, that's a different story - knock yourself out!
 
gaussian said:
Absolutely. Watch the media. They will all start saying the same thing in sync. Goldman et. al. are telling the fake news media (read: all infotainers) to say the bottom is priced in. They are obviously going to be dumping stocks and they need to do some window cleaning before a few multi-millionaire clients put their heads on pikes. Anyone remember the housing crisis? Goldman lying to everyone to dump a pile of hot dogshit on the market? It's happening again.

Even more deep red pill conspiracy: the fed will probably corroborate their story with another pump. Reel the suckers in and cash out. @dozu888 hasn't yet realized his pro boys are playing him for a fool.
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You realize S2007 has posted this stuff after the bottom of every big drop since 2008, right? He continually mocks such headlines and calls for "much lower lows" until a new ATH is reached. I'm not saying he's wrong this time...yet, but he's one heck of a reliable contrary indicator if you're bullish.
 
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