Hi, I'm new!

The Swordsman · Nov 24, 2007

Please, not another bozo with a guarentee on the mkts.

Hey guess what....you CANNOT control what happens so how can you possibly guarentee anything?

Quote from bond tr4der:

Hello fellow traders...

I am a bond trader for a major investment bank based in Manhattan. I thought I would join this site to read and share insight into trading.

Yields on the two-year note may very well be at a historic low, but I can guarantee you bonds are going higher. I expect the yield on the 10-year to fall to 3.6%. This will be the last time to buy at these levels for a long time.

Warrior4g · Nov 24, 2007

good traders NEVER predict market direction. they just follow it.

The Swordsman · Nov 24, 2007

For reference, see this link:

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110065

How'd that work out for myminiguesser?

Quote from bond tr4der:

Hello fellow traders...

Yields on the two-year note may very well be at a historic low, but I can guarantee you bonds are going higher. I expect the yield on the 10-year to fall to 3.6%. This will be the last time to buy at these levels for a long time.

Hook N. Sinker · Nov 24, 2007

Quote from bond tr4der:

Hello fellow traders...

I am a bond trader for a major investment bank based in Manhattan.

Hi bond tr4der, welcome to Elitetrader.com.

Please tell me about your work, what kinds of things they have you doing, and what your job is like.

Does your company also trade equities, currencies and futures? Do you ever see any hedge fund employees?

Did the subprime mortgage crisis affect your company at all?

interdigital · Nov 24, 2007

Some people here aren't getting the satire.

Thermactor · Nov 24, 2007

It's Sherman McCoy!

mgabriel01 · Nov 24, 2007

Would that be a 'money back' guarantee by any chance?

marketsurfer · Nov 24, 2007

sherman, please enlighten us and remember not to get out of the car, no matter what!

surf

bond tr4der · Nov 26, 2007

Quote from JimmyJam:

:eek:

GREAT!

SIGN ME UP!

PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS ON THIS ONE!

Jee whiz, thanks so much for giving us this free information ... with your very first post too!

U R SO GENEROS

JJ

Other may have made jokes, but I;m glad someone took the advice. You must be pretty proud of your profits today with the 10-year tanking, as I predicted.

Cocaine · Nov 26, 2007

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Post your analysis and show consistency in your calls and then you can brag. Getting one right is hardly a track record.

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Other may have made jokes, but I;m glad someone took the advice. You must be pretty proud of your profits today with the 10-year tanking, as I predicted.