hey who you lookin' at!
- Thread starter LongShot
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Funny, did this remind anybody else of "dirty harry"?
Hey LongShot! Charismatic shot, you certainly have photographic potential - however, here are a few suggestions to improve the whole thing, for future photographic ventures:
1. Firstly take out the pink-red grandma-curtain look background - that's a no-no if you want to seem sexy - this looks like something from "The Birdcage", i.e. "gay", if you know what I mean.
2. Next time, DO NOT wear the "horn-rimmed look" glasses! I know, Bill Gates became the richest man in the world, but even he eventually changed his mind and got something more stylish. Nowadays, large-lensed horn look sunnies are only worn by gucci models, mafiosi, and gay people. And no offense, but for the next shot, get a set of nice pair of Oakley's, or something else decent - pul-lease not these ones.
3. Also, the "holsters" ... oh man! You either put serious shining guns into them (visible on the photo), or you better forget all about it! Like this, it looks like you're wearing your girl(boy?)friend's backback - not a cool look, unless you're trying to appeal to the "other team"!
4. If you're putting your weak parts (biceps) into the centre of the photo by elevating them to face height, like you did, then either flex them, or if it still doesnt't look decent - just don't show them. And - tuck your tummy in!
5. Lastly, the cigarette needs to be cone-shaped!
Bro, trust a frequent photographer on these points... It'll really help...
And finally, LongShot, I DO have to have a jab at ya: Your arms and chest are NOT bigger than mine! LOL! All your stories of how huge you are! Haha! Man, I haven't worked out for at least 10 months, and my biceps, chest and shoulders ARE larger than yours. I'll start working out again after my holiday, in a month or so, then I'd be be able to lift you up and throw you over a fence, bro!
Remember, the only pics you ever saw of me were years and years ago... Today I'm taller, I've got long black hair, a full beard, a fuller body, and you would probably "not" pick a fight with me, like you love doing on ET...
Good Luck
Sci
you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer are you "scientist"; your mind has the edge of a dull butterknife
ps yes, even with your "intimidating"and "manly" facial hair i would still crush you like a grape pretty boy. :-/
Hey LongShot - perhaps look at the content of your last 4,400 posts, compare them to mine, and reconsider on that statement. If I my mind has the edge of a butterknife, yours has the edge of a 2-minute noodle plastic fork.Quote from LongShot:
you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer are you "scientist"; your mind has the edge of a butterknife
"intimidating"? "manly"? OMG! Man, these are your words, not mine! I was referring to body shape - but hey, if facial hair intimidates you - all the better...
Quote from Scientist:
Hey LongShot - perhaps look at the content of your last 4,400 posts, compare them to mine, and reconsider on that statement. If I my mind has the edge of a butterknife, yours has the edge of a 2-minute noodle plastic fork.
"intimidating"? "manly"? OMG! Man, these are your words, not mine! I was referring to body shape - but hey, if facial hair intimidates you - all the better...
i am far far brighter than you "scientist" but i have no emotional need to prove anything here unlike you :-/
ps. will someone please tell this sorrysac who is in the pic
OMG! LongShot, you're STILL pursuing this line of "argument" with apparently no spark of humor, and still personally attacking me. Are you REALLY serious about this?Quote from LongShot:
don't you know? haha your really "swift"
Hmm... let's think, which TV series of the 80's was characteristic of flamingo-pink and sky-blue themes, particularly for set and photo backdrops? Ummm...???
Why do you think I referred to "Dirty Harry" in my first post? Can you never call a pun, mate?
Oh man, at first I thought you were smarter, shittin me and it was quite funny. After the last two posts. I'm not too sure anymore. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.