What falls down stairs... alone or in pairs... and makes a slurring sound!?
IT'S TRUMP... IT'S TRUMP!
Indeed. Kids can get a little Trump to play with this X-Mas as a present, like in the form of a figurine, colored green. In an army pose. We all know what kids did with toys like that in the backyard, eventually. Exothermic reactions nothwithstanding, teehee.