Yeah, but Trump is a financial cockroach compared to Bloomberg. Remember, Trump estimates how much he's worth based on how he feels on that particular day:
https://www.newsweek.com/how-much-trump-worth-depends-how-he-feels-384720
Here are some of this week’s weirdest ways to spend money
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https://www.newsweek.com/how-much-trump-worth-depends-how-he-feels-384720
Does that mean it catches fire and possibly explodes when the driver crashes?
This week’s weirdest ways to spend money
Pampered pets are getting all the attention. Last week, we wrote about all the money that’s pouring into pet-tech land. This week, we’re featuring some of the weirdest ways we’ve recently found to spend cash on our furry friends:
Pampered pets are getting all the attention. Last week, we wrote about all the money that’s pouring into pet-tech land. This week, we’re featuring some of the weirdest ways we’ve recently found to spend cash on our furry friends:
- dog PACER Minipacer Treadmill, $531.43.Dogs need to get their steps in, too. Enter: the treadmill for dogs.
- Hot Doll, $217. It’s not just cats that get frisky, so here’s, uh, a doggie sex toy. If your dog Sparky is a little too “friendly” with guests, this could be exactly what you’re looking for.
- Neuticles, ~$310. These are fake dog testicles for furry little friends who are feeling emasculated after getting fixed. Wow. That escalated quickly. Anyway… yeah, let’s just stop there.
This week’s weirdest ways to spend money
The bigwigs behind the Oscarsspend $44mon their annual red-carpet bash. The show is the toughest ticket in Tinseltown, and it’s almost impossible to get in unless you know a nominee. Thankfully, you can still act like a winner with a few of this week’s weird ways to spend money:
The bigwigs behind the Oscarsspend $44mon their annual red-carpet bash. The show is the toughest ticket in Tinseltown, and it’s almost impossible to get in unless you know a nominee. Thankfully, you can still act like a winner with a few of this week’s weird ways to spend money:
- Oscars publicity campaign, $5m to $8m.Deep-pocketed filmmakers with red-carpet ambitions: This is how much an Oscarspropaganda campaignwill cost ya.
- 2001 Oscars ticket stub, $450.To make your impression of Russell Crowe in “Gladiator” all the morelifelike.
- Vintage Oscars parking pass, $85.It turns out parking was arip-offback in 1981, too.
- 7-foot tall cardboard cutout of a statuette, $41.59.For when you want topretendthatyou’rethe real prize.
- Officially licensed Oscars webcam cover, $5.In case you don’t want to star in aninternet stranger'sindie film.
This week’s weirdest ways to spend money
Ok, so you didn’t knock it out of the park with your Valentine’s Day gift. It happens. But it could always be worse… or, at least, weirder.
Take a moment to enjoy some of the strangest Valentine’s gifts we stumbled across this week:
Ok, so you didn’t knock it out of the park with your Valentine’s Day gift. It happens. But it could always be worse… or, at least, weirder.
Take a moment to enjoy some of the strangest Valentine’s gifts we stumbled across this week:
- Selfie toaster, $85. If your partner is the kind of person who likes to look at their own face on a piece of toast, then thisproductis a must-buy.
- Underwear featuring your face, $19.95 - $29.95. Available forhimor forher, these customized undies keep you close to your partner all day long.
- 50 Shades of Chicken, $12.79. Some people love romance novels. Other people love chicken. Thiscookbookis for the latter.
- A customized bobblehead, $59.95. If your partner has been begging to see a tiny version of you bobbing at them all day… then look no further than thistiny clay figurine.
- Jerky Heart, $34.99. What’s more romantic thanslabs of seasoned beefarranged in the shape of a heart? Nothing, that’s what.
If the underwear were to have the likeness of Trump's face on the inside at the back, I imagine it would be a bestseller.