Quote from xandman:
Go ahead and pay for Sle's next BMW.
Ha. I drive a 7-year old Honda minivan, my dogs would not fit into any normal car
On a serious note, your best bet is to go through the following sequence -
(a) read a good book on options basics that includes the details of pricing and ituition of volatility. There are a few of them, I mention the titles above. I keep thinking of posting my "visual options guide", but scanning+editing is too much work for me now.
(b) draw a lot of pictures to explain to yourself what exactly this beast is. First, the payoffs, then the conversion and put/call parity, then delta hedging, then distributions etc. Takes about a day of doodling to get a good hang of it.
(c) play with the pricing model (BS is good enough) ad nauseum to undestand the dynamics and sensetivities. Beware that the role of BS for an options trader is very much like a hand-gun to a military man - you can't expect to shoot too far and be too precise, you can easily shoot yourself, and yet it is the most versatile and useful weapon out there.
(d) now that you know the battle field and the weapon, you should go and try to figure out how to make money. Do some back-testing, regressions etc. Beware, though, that "no battle plan survives contact with the enemy" - you will have to modify your strategy when you start real trading and go though many iterations.