Help me pick a stock!

Quote from pumpanddumper:

Can't do much with a G.

Go out and get a hooker and 8-ball.

If you feel the need to go into stocks, do what the other poster said and get a volatile option.

Havent you blown out your account several times now?
 
Quote from CaptnDustball:

I've got a thousand bucks that came out of nowhere so I don't really care if I lose it. However, it'd be pretty nice if I could make some money off it.

Never invested a single penny in the stock market in my life (other than some mutual funds that I don't pay attention to)

I want to invest in a stock with potential for big returns, despite the inherent riskiness that comes with such investments. LIke I said, if I lose the money - not a big deal. It's more so to learn the stock market and have a little fun watching my stock(s).

So, I come to you guys for suggestions. I hesitate to say a stock "tip" because when has a stock tip ever worked out, right? :) But if you could give me some stocks that fit this criteria which I can go research, I would be grateful.

THANK YOU!

Since you say you never bought stock, and you say you want other peoples advice, why not try msn stockscouter. Gives you their ratings of stocks so you don't have to do the work. So its up to you to know when to dump it if it turns into a dog.
 
I love this site. In one post, someone tells me to give my money to an animal shelter. In another, they say to buy a hooker and an 8-ball. Elite Trader. Can't beat it!


Actually, the grand will barely be enough for the pro, unless you do the c-list 225 outcall bit, but go with the low end of a premium escort, you increase your chances of catching some unwanted std`s the cheaper you go down the "professional" totem pole.
 
Quote from trendlover:

Since you say you never bought stock, and you say you want other peoples advice, why not try msn stockscouter. Gives you their ratings of stocks so you don't have to do the work. So its up to you to know when to dump it if it turns into a dog.

lol
 
Quote from CaptnDustball:

I've got a thousand bucks that came out of nowhere

Just like the drug dealer told the cop that big bag of cocaine found in his pocket came out of nowhere. :D
 
buy some used 22" dubs for your punch-buggy with that grand....or take day7793 out for some twinkies and ice cream (he's been really cranky lately)
 
Quote from CaptnDustball:

I've got a thousand bucks that came out of nowhere so I don't really care if I lose it. However, it'd be pretty nice if I could make some money off it.

Never invested a single penny in the stock market in my life (other than some mutual funds that I don't pay attention to)

I want to invest in a stock with potential for big returns, despite the inherent riskiness that comes with such investments. LIke I said, if I lose the money - not a big deal. It's more so to learn the stock market and have a little fun watching my stock(s).

So, I come to you guys for suggestions. I hesitate to say a stock "tip" because when has a stock tip ever worked out, right? :) But if you could give me some stocks that fit this criteria which I can go research, I would be grateful.

THANK YOU!
DRL: low risk/high return. Excellent fundamentals, immunity from subprime problems, benefiting with each interest rate cut, and its now at the bottom of the trading range. Anyone on the thread challenge this?
 
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