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Thank the lord you dont give investment advice. Those poor saps who called you would be out a whole lot more than 50 bucks.

First the 900 number......the bathroom stalls in Port Authority cant be too far behind....

What wont you do for a quick buck?




Quote from TimothySykes:

Thanx for promoting my call button! Just made $50 thanks to you guys!

I'm not embarrassed about it, I'm proud of it--after MY TV show started airing, you have no idea how many people have called me for advice--time is money--and thanks to that little button, I've made some easy money. I don't give investment advice, just experience advice.

And, for the 5484893983 time, I never claimed to be a great success, just somebody who's had a hell of a ride and wants to help people avoid the mistakes I've made.
 
I have dialed the first 6 numbers on the Dial-A-TIMMAY..........someone stop me...only 4 more to go........



Quote from Darkside:

It's like a black hole or something...like a moth to the light....I can't help it...I want to call. ha ha ha

My German Shepherd is looking at me like I am crazy right now.

Maybe him and Timmay should intellectualize with each other.

This is too good. Thanks to Michelle being a fucking idiot, and then EPrado, Woody Allen and the other intelligent beings on this thread making sure to sufficiently kick his ass in...I have had a pretty good day so far.
 
Quote from EPrado:

Thank the lord you dont give investment advice. Those poor saps who called you would be out a whole lot more than 50 bucks.

First the 900 number......the bathroom stalls in Port Authority cant be too far behind....

What wont you do for a quick buck?

I am just waiting for the moment I hear of him getting busted in some gay sex ring at a rest stop somewhere.
 
Quote from EPrado:

I have dialed the first 6 numbers on the Dial-A-TIMMAY..........someone stop me...only 4 more to go........

INTERVENTION!!!!


Be strong man....must....resist.....
 
You are in FL also....how is TIMMAY gonna know if it was you or I who called the Dial-A-TIMMAY.


You cant make shit like this up...is beyond funny.



Quote from Darkside:

oh!... ahem..you are a trained fighter...oh, meaning you fight for sport..in a ring..where there is a referee..and its safe...whoops..my bad...my mistake.

YEAH 205...massive....(((shiver))))


and yeah I should have known better...you can rap and shit....that means you must be a serious badass. I better stop before Michelle lets you borrow his private plane and Timmay uses his dial-a-timmy proceeds to pay for the gas for you to fly to FL and come handle me dawg.

AAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

timmay who?
 
Apparently they keep this nutjob in the basement....bring him out for show and tell once a week.


Quote from Darkside:

AAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

I JUST STARTED FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS ONE.
 
Quote from EPrado:

Ahhh... the old "I am gonna ignore you"...I ask ya a question and you get all cranky and leave with your tail between your legs.

Few things genius..

Not rich and famous.
Not a captain of the industry.
Don't have a boat.

Just a guy who has been trading for 15 yrs or so. Enjoy coming on here for some entertainment. I guess you are too dumb to recognize the difference between jealousy and speaking one's mind. You really are a complete idiot.

Please show me where I said I had an imaginary lifstyle you dope. Stick to whining and crying about why the mkt isnt going your way.

See how long you can keep me on ignore....too funny.

jelousy.... I knew it I knew it!!!! mortimer sell it! sell it all!!
 
If his book flops he'll being doing the rest stop tour....no doubt.





Quote from Darkside:

I am just waiting for the moment I hear of him getting busted in some gay sex ring at a rest stop somewhere.
 
Quote from EPrado:

You are in FL also....how is TIMMAY gonna know if it was you or I who called the Dial-A-TIMMAY.


You cant make shit like this up...is beyond funny.

Yeah I'm in Pensacola, maybe he can check the area code or something. But he is gonna have quite a pickle trying to figure out who to befriend between me or you when he sees the call from FL.

Just wait til he starts the American Hedge Fund Houseboy service.

This is the funniest shit I have EVER seen on ET. EVER.
 
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Quote from Darkside:

INTERVENTION!!!!


Be strong man....must....resist.....
 
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