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Quote from WoodyAllen:

Maybe we can all pitch in and buy Michael Scott some quality talk time with Timmay!

I'm game. Maybe he'll post a pic of him on the phone if we're lucky.
 
Thanks man...I am sitting here laughing like a crazy man....some of the traders on my desk must think I have lost it.

I would never buy this guy's book..but the Dial-A-Timmay...in all honesty I am tempted. Problem is I would be laughing too much and TIMMAY would probably hang up on me.






Quote from Darkside:

aww where'd you go Michelle?

LMFAO! I guess we'll just have to play with our Dial-A-Timmay.

I am about to piss myself EPrado. Good one.
 
Quote from Darkside:

normally I wouldn't comment on this, but if you have any brains whatsoever, you don't box in a streetfight...and no one is gonna get "tired" then pull a knife on you. It's not a movie and it's not UFC. Real situations are complete within about 5-15 seconds, unless you and the "aggressors" are just wanting to play around and look cool for some girls. (ie it's not a serious encounter).

Okay, back to the Timmay sucks thread.

Alright comment. you just did. now i will clean you up like the idiot you are, and will continue to be. You are stupid. I can fight for a good 20-30 min straight. I am a trained fighter. I study brazilian jiujitsu and have very nice hands(meaning I can box). These were two gangsters (ms-13 to be exact). The one that got his head split open was a lightweight and i took him down with the same doubleleg twice(the second time was outside when we were thrown out of the club), this time on pavement. The other guy was letting us fight (except he would not let me take the fight to the ground after the second takedown). I stood up and knocked this kid out in two shots(they were very hard and he just had no energy left)(I also weighed around 205 so you know those were bombs). The second guy then jumped in and he actually had some skills. we had fought in toe to toe exchange for a good 4 min(I was taking many shots) then he pulled the blade. In total, the entire fiasco lasted about 6-8 min. not including when we started in the club. There were no girls or anyone in sight except one car load of people on the other side of the street. This was on main street in NY, the club was waldos(notorious hangout for gangsters and hot latin girls). The car on the other side of the street kept rooting for 'superman'. guess they were talking about the guy getting jumped. Get it straight. This isnt fantasy. its true life. keep miscalculating people like tim and me, may not be by me or tim, but you may get your head split open. always give people the benefit of the doubt you stupid ass. You act like you know everything hiding behind some anon handle. You would never object to anything in person because you are a HALFSTEPPER. like the mob says ... cause aint no such thing as half way crooks, you are scared to death and scared to look. You are shook. Youre just a shook one. batiboy! batiman from the batiboy clan. :D
 
Quote from EPrado:

Dude

This discovery is gonna hit Sykes harder than sub prime hitting BSC.

He claims to be such a success......yet he has to actually whore himself out to some 900 like phoneline.

I guess Tim should thank his buddy mikey scott for getting this thread rolling today......

good job mike !!!

Thanx for promoting my call button! Just made $50 thanks to you guys!

I'm not embarrassed about it, I'm proud of it--after MY TV show started airing, you have no idea how many people have called me for advice--time is money--and thanks to that little button, I've made some easy money. I don't give investment advice, just experience advice.

And, for the 5484893983 time, I never claimed to be a great success, just somebody who's had a hell of a ride and wants to help people avoid the mistakes I've made.
 
Quote from EPrado:

Thanks man...I am sitting here laughing like a crazy man....some of the traders on my desk must think I have lost it.

I would never buy this guy's book..but the Dial-A-Timmay...in all honesty I am tempted. Problem is I would be laughing too much and TIMMAY would probably hang up on me.

It's like a black hole or something...like a moth to the light....I can't help it...I want to call. ha ha ha

My German Shepherd is looking at me like I am crazy right now.

Maybe him and Timmay should intellectualize with each other.

This is too good. Thanks to Michelle being a fucking idiot, and then EPrado, Woody Allen and the other intelligent beings on this thread making sure to sufficiently kick his ass in...I have had a pretty good day so far.
 

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I didnt know that Creedmore (http://www.omh.state.ny.us/omhweb/facilities/crpc/facility.htm) had internet access.


Who won the fight between your split personalities...I mean gangsters.



Quote from PARACLESE:

Alright comment. you just did. now i will clean you up like the idiot you are, and will continue to be. You are stupid. I can fight for a good 20-30 min straight. I am a trained fighter. I study brazilian jiujitsu and have very nice hands(meaning I can box). These were two gangsters (ms-13 to be exact). The one that got his head split open was a lightweight and i took him down with the same doubleleg twice(the second time was outside when we were thrown out of the club), this time on pavement. The other guy was letting us fight (except he would not let me take the fight to the ground after the second takedown). I stood up and knocked this kid out in two shots(they were very hard and he just had no energy left)(I also weighed around 205 so you know those were bombs). The second guy then jumped in and he actually had some skills. we had fought in toe to toe exchange for a good 4 min(I was taking many shots) then he pulled the blade. In total, the entire fiasco lasted about 6-8 min. not including when we started in the club. There were no girls or anyone in sight except one car load of people on the other side of the street. This was on main street in NY, the club was waldos(notorious hangout for gangsters and hot latin girls). The car on the other side of the street kept rooting for 'superman'. guess they were talking about the guy getting jumped. Get it straight. This isnt fantasy. its true life. keep miscalculating people like tim and me, may not be by me or tim, but you may get your head split open. always give people the benefit of the doubt you stupid ass. You act like you know everything hiding behind some anon handle. You would never object to anything in person because you are a HALFSTEPPER. like the mob says ... cause aint no such thing as half way crooks, you are scared to death and scared to look. You are shook. Youre just a shook one. batiboy! batiman from the batiboy clan. :D
 
Quote from PARACLESE:

Alright comment. you just did. now i will clean you up like the idiot you are, and will continue to be. You are stupid. I can fight for a good 20-30 min straight. I am a trained fighter. I study brazilian jiujitsu and have very nice hands(meaning I can box). These were two gangsters (ms-13 to be exact). The one that got his head split open was a lightweight and i took him down with the same doubleleg twice(the second time was outside when we were thrown out of the club), this time on pavement. The other guy was letting us fight (except he would not let me take the fight to the ground after the second takedown). I stood up and knocked this kid out in two shots(they were very hard and he just had no energy left)(I also weighed around 205 so you know those were bombs). The second guy then jumped in and he actually had some skills. we had fought in toe to toe exchange for a good 4 min(I was taking many shots) then he pulled the blade. In total, the entire fiasco lasted about 6-8 min. not including when we started in the club. There were no girls or anyone in sight except one car load of people on the other side of the street. This was on main street in NY, the club was waldos(notorious hangout for gangsters and hot latin girls). The car on the other side of the street kept rooting for 'superman'. guess they were talking about the guy getting jumped. Get it straight. This isnt fantasy. its true life. keep miscalculating people like tim and me, may not be by me or tim, but you may get your head split open. always give people the benefit of the doubt you stupid ass. You act like you know everything hiding behind some anon handle. You would never object to anything in person because you are a HALFSTEPPER. like the mob says ... cause aint no such thing as half way crooks, you are scared to death and scared to look. You are shook. Youre just a shook one. batiboy! batiman from the batiboy clan. :D

oh!... ahem..you are a trained fighter...oh, meaning you fight for sport..in a ring..where there is a referee..and its safe...whoops..my bad...my mistake.

YEAH 205...massive....(((shiver))))


and yeah I should have known better...you can rap and shit....that means you must be a serious badass. I better stop before Michelle lets you borrow his private plane and Timmay uses his dial-a-timmy proceeds to pay for the gas for you to fly to FL and come handle me dawg.

AAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

timmay who?
 
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