Having a lot of Success using Wizetrade

Quote from rhymeswithorang:

I just started trading Wizetrade this week. I quit my job, my wife quit her job, my sister in law quit her job, my kids don't have to sell pencils on the corner anymore, I just bought a villa in Gstaad (the skiing is fabulous), Warren Buffet and Steve Cohen have been calling for advice but I don't take their calls, my penis has grown two inches, all the hair on my back fell out, I don't need glasses anymore and I just hired Greenspan to speak at my family's Sunday dinner. It was $150K but well worth it. Thanks Wizetrade.:cool:
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Excellent Rhymes, thank you for that.
 
Quote from Van Halen:

I really don't care if I make any money with Wizetrade. I just like the flashing green, yellow, and red lights. They are very calming.

Isn't that what trading is all about ... a since of peace as your wallet is being lifted. Nobody does it better than Wizetrade.
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I would get it just for the light effects. What do the various lights mean? Anything similar to this?

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=6727521
 
Quote from optioncoach:

My cat did it in 4 months! I was dumbfounded and the little kitty would not share any tips with me, even though I am the one who bought Wizetrade for her! Little bee-ach. Let's see her cash her checks.

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Is that a Penitum III??? :)
 
Quote from CALCULON:

DUH! Pretty amazing isn't it? He solves BS using Ito's Lemma in his spare time.
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Op Coach sez it's his cat, but I'm pretty sure it must be Schrodinger's Cat. :p
 
Quote from chesstrader:

Hey man we're talking about trading not viagra!!!! and by the way my son reads this site please don't be disgusting!!!!

God bless WT
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I'll have you know, sir, that quote is from the Honorable Governor of Minnesota (former)!

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Quote from rhymeswithorang:

I just started trading Wizetrade this week. I quit my job, my wife quit her job, my sister in law quit her job, my kids don't have to sell pencils on the corner anymore, I just bought a villa in Gstaad (the skiing is fabulous), Warren Buffet and Steve Cohen have been calling for advice but I don't take their calls, my penis has grown two inches, all the hair on my back fell out, I don't need glasses anymore and I just hired Greenspan to speak at my family's Sunday dinner. It was $150K but well worth it. Thanks Wizetrade.:cool:
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THIS IS THE FUNNISET SHIT I EVER READ HERE ......AHAHAHA:D :D :D :p
 
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