Have you ever been hit by a car?

bearice · Mar 27, 2011

Quote from Gabfly1:

That aside, only 2 days ago? I suppose I just assumed it happened prior to January 14, 2010 at 5:26 AM, and that you weren't wearing a helmet.

Injured Lions and Bears are extremely dangerous. Massive animals do not need helmets.

nutmeg · Mar 27, 2011

I got hit by a car when I was little. The guy who hit me came over and said "What's your name? I'll tell your mom and dad."

I said "Don't bother, they already know my name."

Hello · Mar 27, 2011

[Did the guy then throw it in reverse and get you again?

Quote from nutmeg:

I got hit by a car when I was little. The guy who hit me came over and said "What's your name? I'll tell your mom and dad."

I said "Don't bother, they already know my name."

Eight · Mar 27, 2011

I moved to a new area in 2009 and took up with a married woman. Her husband was an absentee landlord and psych torturer to her and his little bullshit buddies would menace me with their cars and yell stuff at me in Spanish that I couldn't interpret... so I told her to tell him a few things and then all the problems went away... I used to dog sit for a Mexican lady down the block in the old 'hood and one day she told me her cousin was a bigtime shotcaller so I did a little name dropping... I'd hate to ask a favor from that guy though, I'd probably wind up being a mule taking drugs across the border stuffed up my backside or something, and that would be on my days off...

TIKITRADER · Mar 27, 2011

Quote from bearice:

2 days back I was hit by a car. No injuries to me but the car was destroyed. Have you ever been hit by a car or vehicle?

I believe every person in this world will be involved in a vehicle accident someday. Majority accidents will be minor but some will be serious.

why sometime bearice speak well, other time bearice speak like caveman, tarzan, maybe bearice tonto ?

bearice · Mar 28, 2011

Quote from TIKITRADER:

why sometime bearice speak well, other time bearice speak like caveman, tarzan, maybe bearice tonto ?

Bearice speaks well all the time. You have to understand my statements/posts.

blackjack007 · Mar 28, 2011

Quote from bearice:

Nobody can survive a direct hit from Bearice. Bearice hits powerful than car hits.

When I was young and strong I used to destroy battle tanks (60 tons+).

chuck norris broke his hand after hitting bearice

TraDaToR · Mar 28, 2011

I only had 2 car accidents in my life. Once I drove into a horse escaped from his field and the second time I wasn't even in the car, I forgot to put the manual brakes and couldn't do anything but watch the car go down the road, get speed and finally crash into my neighbor's wall.

larkin · Mar 28, 2011

Yes, but it was a really minor incident. The car brushed my foot, while I was crossing the street, because the asshole behind the steering wheel couldn't wait to make the right turn.
The driver realized what had happened, stopped, I gave him a deadly glance, flipped him off. Should've thrashed his car. Or pretended that it was much worse, thrown myself on the ground and given him a really, really hard time. I regret I didn't.

Hello · Mar 28, 2011

If this happened to Bearice he would have pushed the road beneath him down, in order to make the car come back to him.

Quote from TraDaToR:

I forgot to put the manual brakes and couldn't do anything but watch the car go down the road, get speed and finally crash into my neighbor's wall.