Just for fun, have you ever been arrested? For what?
They did that back before electricity?Quote from hoodooman:
I was arrested and thrown into jail when I was 6 years old for running away
from home.

Now I'm peaceful as a kitten.Quote from Lucrum:
They did that back before electricity?
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DUI 1997. Spent that night in the drunk tank and later 48 hours in a county jail.
During booking the guy asked if this was a fluke or something I did all the time.
I told him I'd been drinking and driving since 1979. He asked how I managed to go so ling without getting busted. I mumbled "just lucky I guess"
He got a chuckle out of it.
I had heard from other drinking buddies that the jail where everyone served their time for DUI was crowded on the weekends. Since that's when those with jobs chose to go. So being the genius I am I scheduled my time during the week.
After I get strip searched deloused and showered I come to find out two things.
1) They only allow plain white underwear in this jail. And naturally that's not what I had worn that day.
2) The DUI's only building was only used only on weekends. So I went straight to the general population of career criminals and losers.