So, let's be clear here! I don't want any rumors getting started! maxpi and lucrum are extremely straight and have never been caught buying meth from gay masseurs or leaving gay bars with guys in their car. If you start a rumor like that you are just a muckraker!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wasn't as lucky as Ashburn. When I got pulled over after leavingt a gay bar I was alone. The most fucked up thing about it is that I'm a helluva lot better looking than that Ashburn closet queen.
At least I like to think I am. I moisturize every day and go to the gym once in a while. Maybe if I was a state senator I could bring the boys into the yard a lot easier.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wasn't as lucky as Ashburn. When I got pulled over after leavingt a gay bar I was alone. The most fucked up thing about it is that I'm a helluva lot better looking than that Ashburn closet queen.
At least I like to think I am. I moisturize every day and go to the gym once in a while. Maybe if I was a state senator I could bring the boys into the yard a lot easier.