Gym etiquette

Whinny little Bitches. BooHoo :D. There's a guy in my gym that walks in stinking like a pack of cigs. I told him I'd concentrate on quitting smoking and not come to the gym anymore.
 
I love garlic and I eat it RAW like an apple. My wife complains the next day that I smell like shit. Hey, but I am healthy(ish)!!!

Gym goers would probably cry about my garlic smell too.
 
i've come across this before. She could have put on stale workout clothes from her gym bag and need to shower, the double whammy :| Too many times, in the hockey dressing room, guys don't change out their jerseys and gear. That's really nasty, pee whew ...
You seem more of a Dodgeball guy then Hockey, a little to light in the loafers and flameboyant to play hockey.
 
You seem more of a Dodgeball guy then Hockey, a little to light in the loafers and flameboyant to play hockey.
i've played since i can walk, want to meet me at the rink? I think i can pick off your head with a slapshot from the blue line...
 
I played as junior for about 6 years.Used to love pick up the guys against the board.Ahhh...
Are you till playing? I play corp charity tournaments and pickup. Pickup gets fairly chopy, hate when payers dish it out but cry when they're hit back. I'm from great white north we're heads up carrying the puck. With no contact, guys skate up not looking where their going, and you know what happens when they skate into your hip...
 
Are you till playing? I play corp charity tournaments and pickup. Pickup gets fairly chopy, hate when payers dish it out but cry when they're hit back. I'm from great white north we're heads up carrying the puck. With no contact, guys skate up not looking where their going, and you know what happens when they skate into your hip...

Nah, i`m too old for that.

I used to use elbows for the guys trying to get into my hip.;)
 
Nah, i`m too old for that.
I used to use elbows for the guys trying to get into my hip.;)
i try to keep it clean, we're all getting up the next day for the office. My hip only goes out to wannabe hotshots chopping at others, free wheeling up the ice with their head down. In a not contact game, i get a penalty but the guy ran into me. In a pickup game with no refs, you wouldn't believe idiots drop their gloves. I keep my on to avoid hurting my hands, hahaha
 
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Some of you should ride the metro in Moscow or Paris in the middle of the summer. Then you won't complain so much, because you've already been to hell.
 
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