Gym etiquette

i've come across this before. She could have put on stale workout clothes from her gym bag and need to shower, the double whammy :| Too many times, in the hockey dressing room, guys don't change out their jerseys and gear. That's really nasty, pee whew ...
That's what it was now that you mention it. Smelled like unwashed nasty gym shirt. I'm a long ways from a gym prude, but this was some serious stink. To be perfectly honest I have on "rare" occasion let loose with one of those deep heater, make your eyes water farts while grunting through a lift. More on etiquette. Put your damn weights back in the rack when done.
 
Take a shower you stinky people, BEFORE you head to the gym. I was wrapping up my workout this morning and decided to walk it off for a few minutes on the hamster mill. Minute or two this woman gets on the machine next to me. I did not think it possible for a woman to smell so bad, and this was not some old nasty fat broad. She was reasonably fit, mildly attractive, 40 or so. Whatever, I've had the displeasure of being in the same area of some stinking, fearing dudes too. Clean it up please.:vomit:
Yadda yadda yadda, you ended up going down on her?
:D
 
I was at a gym and saw people jump in the pool after working out without showering. I would never use public pool or spa.

I`m not surprised the God Almighty is out of reach and out of touch.I`ve learned that long long time ago.
 
The solution is very simple: Just make more money so you would have your own pool and gym.

I have a gym in my basement and I bet the total cost was under $500. (some equipment was inherited and Play It Again Sports existed back then) The only reason I would go to a gym is:

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Explanation: The point of this post was that as long as you have the space for it for the price of a few years of gym membership you can have your own little gym, specially if you don't mind to use used equipment. Hell, I picked up my elliptical machine from the street, it still had the protecting plastic film on it....

Then you don't have to smell nobody's ass...
 
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