Don't worry, folks. Only another 28 days like today and we won't have to worry about anymore down days on the Dow. It'll be gone. We'll have run out of Dow for Barry to lose.
I don't think it will be today. My guess is it will half-heartedly holding the 702 level. Unless the White House calls for an emergency press meeting at 3:30 pm and say something, like "don't panic"...
