Great Trading Metaphors

Quote from jonnyy40:

You're walking in a dimly-lit city street.You hear a noise from an adjacent alley-way.A woman's voice acosts you.You walk to the alley.''Hiya handsome,''she whispers.Your heart soars as even in the dim light,you can see she's beautiful.Just as you lean forward to kiss,she slaps you hard across the face.
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And then her pimp comes, beats you to a pulp and takes your wallet.
Ahh, the life of a trader.
 
I had a friend once,who decided to have a party.He decided to call it the 'One Legged Dog' party.He drew (by hand) invitations incorporating a one-legged,crutch carrying,eye-patch wearing dog with a bottle of booze under its free arm.Unfortunately, the girls thought that this was some ruse and decided not to show.The boys didn't show because what's a party without girls?Result:failure.
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Prepare For Success.
 
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