great joke

[riddler]

a black guy and a puerto rican are in a car. who's driving?
the other black guy that stole the car.

what do you call a jewish athlete?
something extremely rare.

what do you call a jewish man thats the boss of his house?
something extremely rare

what do you call a jewish girl that did'nt marry a man for his money?
single

why did the mexican sneak across the border?
to install my new roof

what do you call a chinese guy with a 4 inch dick?
the most popular guy in china

why did the irishman stop drinking?
he was about to drive over a pot hole

what do you call a polish guy at a drive in movie theater?
the guy that drove his car into your family room

what do you call a day trader who has been trading for a year?
a gambler

what do you call a day trader whos been trading for 2 years?
broke

 

[William Rennick]

Que up the crickets

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from William Rennick:

Que up the crickets

I hear ya.

Nice thread to stop and think, enjoy the quiet, no hassles, distractions.

I think I'll make this thread my screen saver.

Actually, two thumbs up for deadthreads.com

 

[nutmeg]

Here's a "GREAT" joke.

My wife gives me a house cleaning schedule every week, Imagine my surprise when I found my old testicles in a jar under the bed whilst I was vacuuming.