Government is getting rid of our bald eagle emblem

peilthetraveler

peilthetraveler

The government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from a bald eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while being screwed.
 
LOL ok who is going to buy me a new keyboard?

Maybe if I hang it upside the beer will drain out and ittttt will bbbee okkkk. :D
 
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The government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from a bald eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while being screwed.
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:D I didn't realize you had a sense of humor.
 
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