Gotta love ZERO RISK in the SP500 = $$$

Oh yea, Biden says 4 trillion needed. A stack of federal reserve notes will now reach the moon. Next stop Mars.

My god. I knew we would soon get to mars somehow. I just didn't know how it would get done. The genius of the Fed. Eat your heart out Elon. They did it with a simple printing press.
 
Jerome Powel seen thru FOMC headquarter window fretting about the tiny decline in the stock indexes. This suggests a market rescue will be forth coming. Declines are not allowed.
 
Jerome Powell seen boarding c-17 cargo plane, with palets of $20.00 bills. The plan is to drop free money from the sky. Showering the USA with free money.
 
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