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I am HUGE! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses! I am the greatest stock picker on the planet.
This is so ridiculous. It feels like stealing. It feels like the cops are going to come to my house and read me my rights because I am getting wads of cash from all of these winning stock picks.
How HUGE is $$$MR. MARKET$$$?
· $$$MR. MARKET$$$ likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns
· Santa Claus was real, until he forgot $$$MR. MARKET$$$’s present.
· When $$$MR. MARKET$$$ steps on a Lego, the Lego cries.
· $$$MR. MARKET$$$ can slam a revolving door.
· $$$MR. MARKET$$$ remembers the first time he lit a fart….it was in the Sahara Forest.
· $$$MR. MARKET$$$ can play Beethoven’s 5th symphony…on the vuvuzela.
What it boils down to is $$$MR. MARKET$$$ wrote a computer program that picks winning stocks over and over and over again. With this stock sale, $$$MR. MARKET$$$ now has 79 consecutive winning trades of 15% or better. I am HUGE! I mean…who does that? Who Who Who Who? I sound like an owl because there is no answer.
So do you want to see more stock picks? If you do, you need to send reply to this email or post on this forum. Tell me how much you like these stock picks…..TELL ME! TELL ME!!!
With Halloween coming, maybe I will provide you with a trick or treat…but you have to be nice.
I am HUGE!!!
$$$MR. MARKET$$$
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