permabears be like money gone
more junk ipos still need to come out like bitcoin
baba ipo means only 50% there
still need crude to crash to $75 and gold sub $1000 and John Paulson must capitulate safehaven GLD
investment flows from EU and Asia will continue to bid SPX
EU and Asia will recover in 2016
Then a synchronized bull market in 2017-2019
Apple must announce the iPhone 10 with new Siri that lets you buy Apple stock using just your voice and Apple Pay/Bitcoin: "Siri, buy 1,000 shares of Apple at the market"
Army of hipsters must daytrade using Siri, and students must buy stocks before class starts and then sell on the bus ride home. Dozens of students must make millions, before this bull market is over.
Lawyers, surgeons, politicians, and Ron Insana will quit and start hedgefunds again.
5 year olds will say "when I grow up, I wanna be a hedgefund manager"
Yellen will quit in H2 2019 "mission accomplished"
Crash in 2020