Riots in the streets? = UP!
Terrible weather is getting worse? = UP!
Afghanistan and Iraq falling? = UP!
Putin rattling swords? = UP!
World wide water shortages? = UP!
China economy is crappy? = UP!
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Asteroids on the way for total destruction? = UP!!!
It just doesn't matter when the Fed is aprintin' MONEEEE!!!!!!
Terrible weather is getting worse? = UP!
Afghanistan and Iraq falling? = UP!
Putin rattling swords? = UP!
World wide water shortages? = UP!
China economy is crappy? = UP!
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Asteroids on the way for total destruction? = UP!!!
It just doesn't matter when the Fed is aprintin' MONEEEE!!!!!!