Gotta love ZERO RISK in the SP500 = $$$

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Congrats to all dip buyers, put sellers and leveraged longs. The American Dream is alive and well! God bless this country. God bless capitalism. My commiserations to the bears getting slaughtered.

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permabears be like money gone

still 100% up room to go

when this bubble is over it will make the 1999 top look like an anthill on the longterm chart

more junk ipos still need to come out like bitcoin
baba ipo means only 50% there

still need crude to crash to $75 and gold sub $1000 and John Paulson must capitulate safehaven GLD


investment flows from EU and Asia will continue to bid SPX

EU and Asia will recover in 2016
Then a synchronized bull market in 2017-2019

Apple must announce the iPhone 10 with new Siri that lets you buy Apple stock using just your voice and Apple Pay/Bitcoin: "Siri, buy 1,000 shares of Apple at the market"

Army of hipsters must daytrade using Siri, and students must buy stocks before class starts and then sell on the bus ride home. Dozens of students must make millions, before this bull market is over.

Lawyers, surgeons, politicians, and Ron Insana will quit and start hedgefunds again.

5 year olds will say "when I grow up, I wanna be a hedgefund manager"

Yellen will quit in H2 2019 "mission accomplished"

Crash in 2020
 
permabears be like money gone

still 100% up room to go

when this bubble is over it will make the 1999 top look like an anthill on the longterm chart

more junk ipos still need to come out like bitcoin
baba ipo means only 50% there

still need crude to crash to $75 and gold sub $1000 and John Paulson must capitulate safehaven GLD


investment flows from EU and Asia will continue to bid SPX

EU and Asia will recover in 2016
Then a synchronized bull market in 2017-2019

Apple must announce the iPhone 10 with new Siri that lets you buy Apple stock using just your voice and Apple Pay/Bitcoin: "Siri, buy 1,000 shares of Apple at the market"

Army of hipsters must daytrade using Siri, and students must buy stocks before class starts and then sell on the bus ride home. Dozens of students must make millions, before this bull market is over.

Lawyers, surgeons, politicians, and Ron Insana will quit and start hedgefunds again.

5 year olds will say "when I grow up, I wanna be a hedgefund manager"

Yellen will quit in H2 2019 "mission accomplished"

Crash in 2020

Wow, I think you managed to get all the one-liners in one post. Well done!
 
You gotta love "dip buying strategies". Works always in a "Zero-Interest-Rate-Policy" (ZIRP) environment. By the way: anybody is allowed to say "Thank you Ben!"

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