Good thing he got a haircut

Quote from TL Trader:

No offense to any subscribers but it sounds like a girlie man magazine to me.

Go look at the cover. It won't just sound like a girlie man's magazine any more.
 
I'm told this appears in the story:

The hair, up close, is peppered with tiny strands of blond. Chestnut brown and so finely trimmed, mellifluous, smooth, and feathery, it could almost be a weave, the Platonic ideal as imagined by the Hair Club for Men. Along with the piercing blue eyes, slashing V-shaped smile, and a shimmering burgundy shirt tucked into stonewashed Levi's resting low on the hips, the hair completes the man: John Edwards, a populist Adonis, a golden god of a Southern Democrat.
 
Oh man, what a crack up hearing the klannish talk about image over substance...the proud party that voted in twice what is most probably the most vacuous image management president in American history...

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<img src=http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/J/j/bush_guitar_neworleans.jpg>

Perhaps the problem, is that their savior of the day, an actor, Fuzzy Wuzzy has no hair...call it hair envy.

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<img src=http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/A/k/1/thompson_makeup.jpg>
 
I was astounded to read that Edwards had polled at 17% of democrat voters, but then I realized those were probably the same people who deeply admire Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore. If you are so weird you creep out John Kerry like Edwards did, then you really do have a problem. I have come to suspect that his role in the primaries is to make Hillary and Obama look like paragons of reasonableness and mature judgment. It's working. The only difference between him and Dennis Kuchinich is the hair and the fact that Kuchinich actually believes what he's saying.
 
Quote from Arnie:

I bet the dog is a prop. :D

Oh yea, and the truck, too.

and it's probably a good bet the Carhart won't be seeing a day of real work, either.

the guy is so fake he almost makes hillary sound sincere by comparison. (almost)
 
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