Thanks Sprout! But no offense, please, keep your day job!!
As for my Crypto Confusion (theres a name for a song!), I have concluded that crypto coins are merely a modern day equivalent of trading cards. It is blockchain that holds the future, not the prospect of an alternative currency, or an alternative payment system.
I have a Mox Jet ,Magic the Gathering trading card. I'd rather have a Wayne Gretzky.
Go Knights!!!

That's a great analogy!