god told me to post this here

hoodooman · Nov 4, 2003

WOW!:eek:

aphexcoil · Nov 4, 2003

Quote from Gordon Gekko:

us ET atheists should have a name for our gang.

It's "we ET atheists!" I doubt you went to religion class but surely you took some English classes. Now start capitalizing the beginning of your sentences, pull your pants up and stop being a shithead.

Gordon Gekko · Nov 4, 2003

Quote from aphexcoil:

It's "we ET atheists!" I doubt you went to religion class but surely you took some English classes. Now start capitalizing the beginning of your sentences, pull your pants up and stop being a shithead.

ROFL

Yes, Sir!!

Gordon Gekko · Nov 4, 2003

aph, i'm just doing what the lord said. although i can't prove it, i felt the lord's presense in my mind. he spoke to me and told me to post that link on ET. i thank the lord for this.

praise the lord!!

Mr. Bollinger · Nov 4, 2003

Quote from Gordon Gekko:

aph, i'm just doing what the lord said. although i can't prove it, i felt the lord's presense in my mind. he spoke to me and told me to post that link on ET. i thank the lord for this.

praise the lord!!

Do you even trade anymore?

LongShot · Nov 4, 2003

Quote from aphexcoil:

Tell Gordon and the rest of your atheist posse to stop posting this shit on ET, then.

stick your bible up your ass and see if it fits!

LongShot · Nov 4, 2003

Quote from Gordon Gekko:

aph, i'm just doing what the lord said. although i can't prove it, i felt the lord's presense in my mind. he spoke to me and told me to post that link on ET. i thank the lord for this.

praise the lord!!

hahaha good one GG!

axeman · Nov 4, 2003

A top university in the middle of the bible belt releases
a more in depth study which shows that prayer is bunk
and the theists go ape shit.

Big surprise.

The "gaps" for the "god of the gaps" just gets smaller and smaller
every year

peace

axeman

axeman · Nov 4, 2003

I especially like this one:

"Many theologians say that, even if you believe in the power of intercessory prayer, such a trial is doomed to failure because it "puts God to the test" - and there are clear instructions in the Bible not to do this. "

So basically, prayer is USELESS because you are "testing"
gods power when you pray for stuff.

So either the study is right, and prayer is useless, or
these theologians are right and prayer is STILL useless.
It's a lose lose situation

In that case.... why bother?

peace

axeman

LongShot · Nov 4, 2003

Quote from axeman:

I especially like this one:

"Many theologians say that, even if you believe in the power of intercessory prayer, such a trial is doomed to failure because it "puts God to the test" - and there are clear instructions in the Bible not to do this. "

So basically, prayer is USELESS because you are "testing"
gods power when you pray for stuff.

So either the study is right, and prayer is useless, or
these theologians are right and prayer is STILL useless.
It's a lose lose situation

In that case.... why bother?

peace

axeman

oh [they'll] have an answer for this .. it wont make sense but they WILL have one.