Why did the atheist cross the road?
He thought there might be a sidewalk on the other side, but he wouldnât believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists wonât claim that God did it.
An atheist buys an ancient lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, âIâll grant you three wishes, Master.â The atheist says, âI wish I could believe in you.â The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him. The atheist says, âWow. I wish all atheists would believe this.â The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies. âWhat about your third wish?â asks the genie. âWell,â says the atheist, âI wish for a billion dollars.â The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens. âWhatâs wrong?â asks the atheist. The genie shrugs and says, âJust because you believe in me, doesnât necessarily mean that I really exist.â