I am FURIOUS right now !!! I stopped at Whole Foods yesterday afternoon to pick up some stuff to make for dinner later. So, I'm waiting in the self checkout line and I dropped two $20 bills. The lady in front of me picked them up. I thanked her and told her that the bills were mine and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and WALKS AWAY!!!!!!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, who looked just as shocked as me!!!!! I said, "Woah, Do I look like an ATM? Give me back my $40!" She had the nerve to walk away. I quickly followed this lady into the parking lot. She was clearly walking at a fast pace to get away from me. When she got to her car she put the bags on the ground to open the trunk. I was PISSED!!!! And BAM! I decided that her "finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for revenge, so I grabbed her grocery bags, smirked, and then said "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!" and ran to my car and got in. That lady started yelling!!! I was so mad but was in too DEEP now and drove off. I was nervous and mad but had a sense of satisfaction all at the same time. I can't say I've ever done anything like that in my life!! But check this out.... So I get down the street and open the bags and what did I find? 10 pounds of shrimp 7 rib eye steaks 7 porterhouse steaks And 3 cans of coffee WOW! Not bad for $40 dollars! TALK ABOUT A COME UP!
Give Me My $40 Lady!
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Baron
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Wow, that woman was such a shithead for taking your money. She got what she deserved for sure.
Two of those porterhouses were probably $40 just by themselves, so you made out like a bandit.
I go to Whole Foods quite a bit but I usually just make a plate from their hot bar for lunch. I sit in their cafe and eat my lunch while I marvel at the wild array of characters that are pushing around grocery carts. For whatever reason, our Whole Foods is like a magnet for "unique" people. Very entertaining.
Two of those porterhouses were probably $40 just by themselves, so you made out like a bandit.
I go to Whole Foods quite a bit but I usually just make a plate from their hot bar for lunch. I sit in their cafe and eat my lunch while I marvel at the wild array of characters that are pushing around grocery carts. For whatever reason, our Whole Foods is like a magnet for "unique" people. Very entertaining.
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Still "unique" after Amazon link-up? Prices at Whole Foods came down didn't they? Less for "snobby shoppers" to feel righteous about now??
Funny, our WalMarts attract "unique" people.
It appears to be one of the few places where having a blue mohawk is not a negative at the job interview.