Gift Ideas For ET P&R Trolls

There should be an organization to help some people who can't control themselves on the internet.
Trolls Anonymous.
A meeting would go like this:

Hi, my name is so-and-so from ET P&R, and I'm a troll.
(applause/applause/applause)

I began a long time ago on ET.
And, now, well, you might say I just can't quit.
I came here to Trolls Anonymous today, because I need help and support.
(applause/applause/applause)

There's a couple of folks on ET P&R.
And, its' funny, but one of 'em is a true conservative and the other one is a freakin' liberal.
But, both of them seem to say some things that make sense...ya know they often seem to be a bit more moderate than us trolls.
But, me, well...I just can't stand those kinds of people, so I, ya know, I...well I just blurt out the first damn thing that comes to mind.
I don't know, maybe it's just the way I was raised or something.
Anyways I want to tell the truth and express myself in a reasonable manner, but I just can't.
So, that's why I came here today.
Awe, shit, I'm so embarrassed, I feel like going to P&R right now and doing some name calling.

I'm hoping Santa brings me a new brain for Christmas.
(applause/applause/applause)
 
Quote from PHOENIX TRADING:

Really I had a 4.0 GPA (on a 4.0 scale) in my major which was history?
My lowest grade in military science was a "B" in "Military Professional Ethics". My coursework grades were "A" but I was docked a letter grade because the Colonel teaching the class didn't care for my "I'll do whatever it takes to win" stance. (height of the coldwar gentlemen and I made no bones about my intent to win).

Why do you think the CIA wanted to recruit me, my good looks?
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You're hinting for BSAM to get you the ego oscillator, aren't you? You sneaky devil you....
 
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We wish you a trolling Christmas.
We wish you a trolling Christmas.
We wish you a trolling Christmas.
And a trolling new year.
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What I see is a similar blowup like what happened with RCG.

A guy is going along posting occasionally with fairly thoughtful and humorous comments and then just one of his posts ends up being a little controversial and he gets an unusual amount of attention. Some of the comments directed towards him are hostile but he is thrilled by all of the attention and the idea that someone is reading his posts somewhat less dismissively than before. He very quickly becomes addicted to the meager attention he is receiving and decides that becoming a "liberal warrior" is to his liking. He then makes post after post trying to get that mainline rush of attention, sometimes submitting 5 or 6 posts in a row.

You are that guy bsam. I think you must not have many people paying any attention to you in RealLife™ because you really seem to be desperate for the attention of people who are basically strangers.

Just an observation.
 
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What I see is a similar blowup like what happened with RCG.

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Right it may only be 1 day before Christmas but rcg's got to be shitting bricks that the end of december is only a week away, and yes I intend to fully maul him until he gives us an accountability.

Well his version of it of sorts.

I mean if the dipshit were hitting it outta the park , we all know rcg would be screaming it from the rooftops and starting thread after thread of his inevitable victory over me.


So when his claims of a superior december performance materialize I predict a sensational (fraudulent) come from behind saga. All without the remotest evidence I might add.
 
Quote from 377OHMS:

What I see is a similar blowup like what happened with RCG.

A guy is going along posting occasionally with fairly thoughtful and humorous comments and then just one of his posts ends up being a little controversial and he gets an unusual amount of attention. Some of the comments directed towards him are hostile but he is thrilled by all of the attention and the idea that someone is reading his posts somewhat less dismissively than before. He very quickly becomes addicted to the meager attention he is receiving and decides that becoming a "liberal warrior" is to his liking. He then makes post after post trying to get that mainline rush of attention, sometimes submitting 5 or 6 posts in a row.

You are that guy bsam. I think you must not have many people paying any attention to you in RealLife™ because you really seem to be desperate for the attention of people who are basically strangers.

Just an observation.
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This is trollish behavior on the part of 377. RCG did not blow up. I am right here. The trouble is, I get tired of beating a dead horse. You guys got crushed, you are about go over the cliff, you will be mopped in 2014. There is really not much to say these days.:D
 
Quote from PHOENIX TRADING:

Right it may only be 1 day before Christmas but rcg's got to be shitting bricks that the end of december is only a week away, and yes I intend to fully maul him until he gives us an accountability.

Well his version of it of sorts.

I mean if the dipshit were hitting it outta the park , we all know rcg would be screaming it from the rooftops and starting thread after thread of his inevitable victory over me.


So when his claims of a superior december performance materialize I predict a sensational (fraudulent) come from behind saga. All without the remotest evidence I might add.
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Not sure if you want to do that unless you are willing to do Quid Pro Quo. But since you cannot trade and are paralyzed, I have little to worry about.
 
Quote from RCG Trader:

Not sure if you want to do that unless you are willing to do Quid Pro Quo. But since you cannot trade and are paralyzed, I have little to worry about.
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What the fuck are you talking about seriously, do you know what "Quid Pro Quo" even means ?
 
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