Gift Ideas For ET P&R Trolls

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BSAM

I'm having trouble deciding on whether to give out any gifts this year to some of my favorite trolls here on ET in P&R.
I was looking for some helpful hints.
I was thinking that a mouth gag would be great for some of them.
An ego oscillator might be really appreciated.
That's one of those devices that makes you feel like a tough brainy guy when you log into a website on the internet, but allows you to return to being a regular human being when you log out, so your family can stand to be in your presence.
Perhaps a book on manners would be secretly appreciated by some.
I've heard of a product called troll control.
Anyone familiar with that product?
Then again, I may just decide to give them the same thing I gave them last year.
Any other suggestions?
 
Quote from BSAM:

I'm having trouble deciding on whether to give out any gifts this year to some of my favorite trolls here on ET in P&R.
I was looking for some helpful hints.
I was thinking that a mouth gag would be great for some of them.
An ego oscillator might be really appreciated.
That's one of those devices that makes you feel like a tough brainy guy when you log into a website on the internet, but allows you to return to being a regular human being when you log out, so your family can stand to be in your presence.
Perhaps a book on manners would be secretly appreciated by some.
I've heard of a product called troll control.
Anyone familiar with that product?
Then again, I may just decide to give them the same thing I gave them last year.
Any other suggestions?
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Considering how often their politcal opinions are wrong I was thinking some history ,economics and politcal science books Brother BSAM
 
Quote from AK Forty Seven:

Considering how often their politcal opinions are wrong I was thinking some history ,economics and politcal science books Brother BSAM
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Really I had a 4.0 GPA (on a 4.0 scale) in my major which was history?
My lowest grade in military science was a "B" in "Military Professional Ethics". My coursework grades were "A" but I was docked a letter grade because the Colonel teaching the class didn't care for my "I'll do whatever it takes to win" stance. (height of the coldwar gentlemen and I made no bones about my intent to win).

Why do you think the CIA wanted to recruit me, my good looks?
 
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Mouth gag for a forum that relies on type-written input.

Genius! Pure genius!
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If they are like this here, you reckon a mouth gag might be a good gift since they are probably around other people when they aren't on ET P&R?
Think much, Genius?
 
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Considering how often their politcal opinions are wrong I was thinking some history ,economics and politcal science books Brother BSAM
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They need some kind of prediction book like Biff had in "Back To The Future" so they could get their predictions correct.
 
Quote from BSAM:

If they are like this here, you reckon a mouth gag might be a good gift since they are probably around other people when they aren't on ET P&R?
Think much, Genius?
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In what universe do gun nuts hang out with the flower children?

Kind of a stretch there, slim.
 
We wish you a trolling Christmas.
We wish you a trolling Christmas.
We wish you a trolling Christmas.
And a trolling new year.
 
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