Giant alien UFO appears over Alabama: Markets crashing!

LOL :D

"We have always been apprehensive of space based bets ever since we paid out the equivalent of millions when Neil Armstrong landed on the Moon in 1969."
 
Quote from yoohoo:

Well?

No news yet?
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I heard they are stuck in some very heavy intergalactic traffic right now. The Milkyway backed up for a few million miles so they are delayed a bit. Be Patient!
 
Quote from brocklanders:

I heard they are stuck in some very heavy intergalactic traffic right now. The Milkyway backed up for a few million miles so they are delayed a bit. Be Patient!
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sure wouldnt wanna be caught in that !
 
Quote from triggger:

not if you ask the gummint

by the way would aliens abolish capitalism

would they be big time socialists ???????
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they would be coming here for dinner
guess what that means for you!

yup...
 
Update on the UFO from the captain:

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. WE TOOK A WRONG TURN AT THE CRAB NEBULA AND GOT LOST. THEN SOME IDIOT FIRED A COUPLE OF PHOTON TORPEDOES INTO THE VENTILATION SHAFT AND BLEW UP THE MOTHERSHIP. AS SOON AS CHEWIE FIXES THE HYPERDRIVE, WE WILL BE THERE. PROMISE.
 
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Update on the the UFO from the captain:

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. WE TOOK A WRONG TURN AT THE CRAB NEBULA AND GOT LOST. THEN SOME IDIOT FIRED A COUPLE OF PHOTON TORPEDOES INTO THE VENTILATION SHAFT AND BLEW UP THE MOTHERSHIP. AS SOON AS CHEWIE FIXES THE HYPERDRIVE, WE WILL BE THERE. PROMISE
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Better replace the negative power coupling while you're at it. You know how those things can just snap!
 
Quote from GermanTrader:

Better replace the negative power coupling while you're at it. You know how those things can just snap!
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Flux Capacitors are a better replacement for negative power couplings. DUH !
 
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