Quote from retaildaytrader:
If I gave you some of my $$$, then I would be banging on your door a lot more often then you think. I would not just sit there from day to day and trust you with it which means that you would have to put up with my phone calls, emails and in-person visits. During the in-person visits, I would question every detail of what you are doing. I would not just take your word for it, but inspect your paperwork and sheets closely. If at any point you started to ignore me or I felt you were not forthcoming, then I would request you give the money back (redemption). I would expect that you have a website where I can actively look at my account. In any event, my expectations would be high.
This is not my experience with people who are clients of hedge funds. I don't get the feeling that you know many people who are.
Don't take my experience for gospel. Just review the Bernard Madoff scandal. This will give you better insight into this type of clientele.