Get a Life!!

They're coming to take me away he-he, ho-ho, hah-hah
To the FUNNY farm,
Where everything's wonderful aaaaal the time.....

(disclaimer- I do not work for nor am I affiliated with any funny farms)
 
Dojis......do they resemble basenjis, by any chance? I'm partial to Newfies, myself, but I doubt one will ever win best in show.

Jack Russell over either or any.

nitro
 
Follow the bouncing ball.

http://www.m-m-t.com/staff/jer/coming2.wav

They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
by Napoleon XIV (real name: Jerry Samuels)
1966 Warner Brothers

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Remember when you ran away and
I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well,
You left me anyhow and then the
Days got worse and worse and now you
See I've gone completely out of my mind. And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you
Laughed, you laughed! When I had said that
Losing you would make me flip my lid - right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you
Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad. And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh?
Well, you just wait--they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the
ASPCA you mangy mutt! And,

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away!

:D :D :D
 
Wow. That is the song! Can't believe I now have a weblink to
it. This has made my day. Now, whenever I have a losing day
trading, I can listen to this song to make myself feel better...

:p
 
When's the last time you saw a Jack Russell in a T.V. or print ad? Must be a reason why. Here's why: Golden Retrievers RULE!!! Get a Golden....."Get a Life"!!!:p

BSAM
 
When's the last time you saw a Jack Russell in a T.V. or print ad? Must be a reason why. Here's why: Golden Retrievers RULE!!! Get a Golden....."Get a Life"!!!

BSAM,

You have really crossed the line here. A Golden Retriever over a Jack? Jacks are champions of freesbie, they will outrun a Golden, they are about 10 times more intelligent, and I have _SEEN_ one take down a Rot five times its size by crushing it's trachea (the dog had to be pulled off the rot, though it did lose an eye when the rot got loose.) One thing about Golden, they _LOVE_ the water, its fun to play with them in the ocean/lake.

When was the last time I saw a Jack on T.V. or and ad? LOL LOL LOL! What about:

1) MY dog skip
2) Frazier
3) I can't even count the magazines they appear on and T.V ads.

nitro :)
 
Nitro...get a grip.

Every one knows the JR suffers from a massive little guy complex...The only reason big dogs like Rots don't pack em like a wad of tobacco is they feel sorry for such a an ugly little dog that barks obnoxiously...

Further...It is the Labrador Retriever that is far and away the finest canine companion.

Fabulous with kids, excellent working dog, serious babe magnet...number one dog chosen for guide dogs and urban rescue dogs because of their incredible adaptability, and ability to be trained....

I prefer the blonde variety myself.

Whit
 
Originally posted by oneway
Further...It is the Labrador Retriever that is far and away the finest canine companion.....I prefer the blonde variety myself.

Hey, that's simply a Golden with a buzz cut!


God Bless 'em all!!!!!!!!!
 
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